Scary Things
May 1st, 2008

Scary Things

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  1. Luli

    Don’t worry. I’ll be 26 in November and I am still terrified of needles.

    I am confused about one thing. I know your name is Samantha Allen – but your website is SamanthaKyle. What gives?

  2. Ray Merkler

    Hey! I’m from New Jersey! I’m not all argumentative like that!

    Or, wait…

  3. admin

    They are both my name. I’m working on having the latter become my pen name, because surnames are always negotiable.

  4. khavren

    I would have gone just to get a sketch from you, but sticker shock at the ticket price for the con drove me off again

  5. Ted

    Hi Sam it’s Ted.

    Just wanted to let you know that the doctor’s office is totally not the place to shoot up. OK well I’m lying, you can use a janitorial closet or the pee-pee bathroom but also if your doctor is fantastic they’ll do it with you and it’s totally covered by your HMO.

    OK well thanks!
    -Ted

  6. the point is, most of it got in her mouth

    Why do you need a skin test? Do I need to find another maid of honor? Are you dying?

  7. Abbey

    If you go to the Claddagh, when you order a Snakebite, its half Harp and half a Woodchuck Apple Cider… they’re really good.