Telemarketers
October 17th, 2007

Telemarketers

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  1. zygh

    Thats awesome… I love playing tricks on telemarketers too… And Don’t you just love it also when they call at those “awkward” times. They never seem to call when your not doing something important… Unless they don’t consider going number 2 important…

    zygh…

  2. one-handed ambidextrous guy

    I once said something along these lines… I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more awkward silence

  3. Aree

    My brother goes:

    Bro: Oh yes, this is Yendler’s Monkey Business, how may we help you?

    Telemarketer: Oh well, we want to help YOU–

    Bro: Hang on a sec–Oi! Bill! That lady from New York wants an alligator shipped to her ASAP!

  4. IdiotWithAnOpinion

    Let me tell you i’ve been working in market research for almost 3 years and i love it when i get responses like that. Its even more fun to go with the flow. But alot of times they only have the one line and never expect anyone to play along… Funniest of the common situations:

    (I’m talking to an obvious male, deep gruff voice, slang, and lots of cursing. Basic 10 min survey that he finally caved in and agreed to take)
    Me: Ok sir so just to confirm you are the male head of your household?

    Him: Hold on why do you assume I’m male? what if i told you I’m the female head of my household. What if i told you i was both? I’m actually both the male and female head of my house hold, i’m a hermaphrodite, so what would you mark then?

    Me: Wow… ok… well i guess that would depend, which where you first male or female?

    Him: uhhhh…….. *click*